From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Santa

Me: Are you going to Ayala?
Fin: Yes.
Me: Why?
Fin: I'm going to see Santa.
Me: What are you going to tell Santa?
Fin: Nothing.
Me: Nothing?
Fin: He's a fake Santa.
Me: Where's the real Santa?
Fin: North Pole. He's busy preparing the toys.