Thursday, December 26, 2013

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Bike

Me: Fin, can I ride your bike?
Fin: No
Me: Why?
Fin: You're so bug-at. You have big tummy. Maguba.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Sardines

Fin: What's the food?
Me: Sardinas
Fin: Is it siga mata?
Me: Huh?
Fin: I don't like halang.

Siga mata=halang

Saturday, December 21, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Like You

Fin is watching Stuart Little on TV...
Fin: Khonie o, it's like you!
Me: What?
Fin: The tambok cat.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Saturday, December 7, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Moving

Mommyla: Mommyla will not see you na Fin when you move to your new house.
Fin: No, I'll come back always and visit.

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Buntis

Yuan: Ma Cy, my tummy is so big. There's a baby inside my tummy.
Ma Cy: No oy, you're a boy. You can't have a baby in your tummy.
Yuan: Okay, only Daddy lo. Daddy lo has a big tummy!

Thursday, December 5, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Gift

Fin hands me a small box: Please wrap. This is for Iggy's birthday.
I open the box and what do I find? Five tubes of plastic balloon!

Monday, December 2, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Reading

Fin enters my room while I'm reading...
Fin: What are you doing?
Me: I'm reading.
Fin: You read na.
(I go back to my reading.)
Fin: You're not reading. I don't hear you.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: The What?

That awkward moment when you hear a click and nikalit lang ug on ang suga and Yuan says, "It's okay Ma Cy, it's just the witch."

Monday, November 25, 2013

In the Jeepney

17B jeepney conductor handed me my change.
Me: Thank you.
Conductor: You're welcome.
Pagnaog nako sa jeep...
Me: Thank you.
Conductor: You're welcome.


Wow, motubag sya. Impressed!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Take a Picture

When Fin found Kate's photo, she grabbed a broom and asked me to take her picture.

Me: Wait, I will get my phone.
Fin: No, get your camera (she meant the dslr).

Friday, November 8, 2013

Saturday, November 2, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Chinese

Marvin: Fin, Tito Derrick can speak Chinese. Can you also speak Chinese?
Fin: Yes! chweychweychwey..... (with "Chinese accent")

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Handsome

Derrick: Is Tito Marvin handsome?
Fin: No.
Marvin: Ah, I will not play with you.
Fin: Yes, handsome.

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Saving Money

Paupau: Do you want to go to Neverland?
Fin: I will go to Disneyland. I will save money.
Paupau: How much?
Fin: Twenty pesos uy. It's so mahal.

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Bangbang

Fin: I play in Iggy's room. Borrow Iggy's bangbang. I bangbang the yaya.
Me: Did the yaya die?
Fin: Wala. It's a toy. It's not real.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Sleep

Me to Fin: You go to sleep na.
Fin points to me and says: And you, don't read book na. Sleep na.

Friday, October 18, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Alone

Fin is watching TV in the sala. I go to my room to get something. She follows me and says, "You bantay me. I am alone."

Sunday, October 13, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Sorry

Yuan: Ma Cy, your phone natagak.
Ma Cy: Ikaw nagtagak?
Yuan: Yes. I don't love you anymore! I'm so angry at you, Ma Cy!!
Me: Sorry.

Wait, whaaaat? Nganong murag bali? Hahaha. Marukoy ka bataa ka.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Crown

While getting ready to go out for dinner...
Fin: I wanna kuha my crown.
Kate: No uy.
Fin: But I wanna be a princess.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Sorry

Fin: I don't like Tita Tessa.
Tessa: Naa bya ko gift nimo. Di nalang nako ihatag nimo.
Fin: Sorry.

Paspasa naka sorry uy!

Saturday, October 5, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Salad

Mommy Kitchie: Adto mi sa Mongolian. Halang. You don't like halang. And we will eat salad.
Fin: I like salad. You bring salad to me.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: TV

Fin is watching a cartoon on TV.
Kate: Fin, what are you watching?
Fin pointing to the TV: That one.

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Pool

Me: We're going to Crimson this weekend.
Fin: Yeah! Naa playground!
Me: Yes and swimming pool.
Fin: Naa frogs?

Ha? Ganahan ka naay frogs sa pool???

Monday, September 30, 2013

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Declaration

After jumping jumping jumping rolling jumping jumping rolling jumping on the trampoline Yuan declares, "So awesome!"

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Use the Right Word

Me (to Fin and Yuan): Hello kiddos!
Fin: Who's kiddos?
Me: You are a kiddo.
Fin: I am a mermaid.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Broken

Fin sees a photo of her on a white horse, taken earlier today.
Fin: White horse. Indi move. Guba.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Horse

Dennis U: Fin, do you want to ride a horse?
Fin: I want to ride a unicorn.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Friday, September 20, 2013

Conversations with a Four-Year-Old: Sleep

Mommy Cy: Yuan, let's turn off the lights na kay I can't sleep.
Yuan: Close your eyes, Ma Cy.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Little Girl

Mommy Kitchie: I love you, little girl.
Fin: Me not a little girl, I'm a big girl!

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: No Money

Fin sees a pink bike on TV: Nice bicycle! I wanna buy.
Me: But we don't have money.
Fin: Save your money.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Fat

Mommy Kitchie: Fin, you're fat na. You can't carry your body.
Fin: Mommy, I need yoga.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Flashcards

Fin and mommy and flashcards...
Mommy: What's this?
Fin: Giraffe.
Mommy shows a picture of a spider: This?
Fin: Ewwww spider.
Mommy shows a picture of a hippo.
Fin: Hip..
Mommy: ..po..
Fin: Hippo..
Mommy: ..po..
Fin: hippopo..
Mommy: tamus
Fin: hitototatus
Mommy shows the picture of the hippo again: What's this?
Fin: ........panda.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Beach

This morning...
Me: Are you going to the beach?
Fin: I'm going to Shangri-la. Fin will swim, eat, sleep, swim.

Future beach bum. Sosyal na beach bum.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Scooter

Fin is riding her scooter around the house.
Richard: You have a nice bike Fin.
Fin: No, it's a scooter.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Introductions

We have a visitor at home, his name is Richard.
Fin hears my sister's carhorn...
Fin to Richard: You want to meet Kate?

Monday, September 9, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Eat

Daddylo to Fin: Tell Mommyla kaon na.
Fin to Mommyla: Mommyla, you wanna eat?

English speaking ha!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Help

Fin says to Bebe: I wanna help you laba (do laundry)!

True Story

True story: We didn't know there'd be a water interruption today. Wala gyud mi naka pondo ug tubig. Because Jake (the dog) ate the notice.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Driver

Getting ready to pick up mama from Park Mall...
Fin: You're bilin!
Khonie: Kinsa magdrive kung bilin ko?
Fin (looks around and sees my sister): Kate!

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Chickens

Mommyla: Look, Fin, your chickens are big na. Let's cook them.
Fin: Noooooo!!! Kaluoy! Kaluoy! Kaluoy!

Monday, August 26, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Invitation

It's 6AM, I just woke up, and Fin enters my room...
Fin: Where you going?
Me: To the beach.
Fin: With me?

Friday, August 16, 2013

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Jellybeans

Fin: Where's my jellybeans, Kate?
Kate: Ha? (Deaf mode.)
Fin: Kate, don't be bungol (deaf).

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Feet

Me: Hahahaha! Fin, your feet are dirty!
Fin: Don't funny at me. I'm beautiful.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Fan

I see Fin turning off the fan.
Me: Hey, what are you doing?
Fin: I'm offing!

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Not Invited

Me: Fin, where are you going?
Fin: J Centre (mall).
Me: Can I go with you?
Fin: No.
Me: Why?
Fin: Di pwede tambok.

Ouch Fin. Hahahaha :))

Monday, August 5, 2013

Spotted Somewhere South

Spotted somewhere south: Textmate kalimti, ayaw lang ang safety.

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Hungry

Yuan: I'm hungry. I want to eat hotdog, ketchup, and rice. Please call Kaki.
Mommy Cy: Yes, boss.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Conversations with a Korean: Frog

Driving one rainy night on a road busy with crossing frogs and a Korean riding shotgun: Kaegurakjikaegurakjifrog! Uuuu~! (Splat) That's how I learned the Korean word for frog.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Movie

Fin: The Pickle Me.
Me: What's that, Fin?
Fin: Movie.

Despicable Me diay iyang pasabot. Hahaha :))

Monday, June 24, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Swimsuits

Me: Nice swimsuit Fin. (Referring to the swimsuit Fin is wearing)
Fin: You want this swimsuit?
Me: It's too small for me.
Fin: No, buy big one.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Where?

Me: Fin, where's mommy?
Fin: Meeting.
Me: Where's daddy?
Fin: Working.
Me: How about Phoenix?
Fin: Alone here.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: iPad

Last night Yuan broke the screen of his mommy's iPad.
Mommy Cy: What happened to my iPad?
Yuan: No talk about it na Mommy Cy.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Newspaper Headline

Fin waving today's newspaper (headline is "Nurse Dies in Blaze") in my face: Don't play with fire ha! Don't play with fire ha! Patay! (Dead!)

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Grrrr

Mommy Cy was riding Yuan's bike and Yuan got so angry at Mommy Cy.
He pointed at Fin's dog and said "Dog, eat Mommy Cy!"

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Poor Dog

Yuan heard their neighbor's dog crying.
Yuan: Mommy, the dog is crying. No more food. So hungry ang dog. Luoy dog, mommy.
Mommy Cy: You want to give food to the dog tomorrow?
Yuan: Yes, give chicken and pork.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: No, No

First thing Fin told me today: Do not lakaw ha. (Do not go out.) It's raining.