From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Excuse

Fin plays with my hair and then puts it in her mouth.
Me: Don't eat my hair.
Fin: I'm just testing my teeth.

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Dragon

I hear somebody coughing...
Me: Yuan is that you?
Yuan: It's not Yuan.
Me: Who's there?
Yuan: I'm a dragon.
Me: Dragons can talk?
Yuan: Rawwrrrrr!