From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Rich

We saw this grill in Ace Hardware.

Yuan: If you have this grill, it means you're rich!

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: No Excuses

Yuan: Why are you not going with us (to dinner)?
Me: I'm busog.
Yuan: Just drink!

Wa koy lusot aning bataa 🙊

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Song Choice 2

Yuan gets off his seat and starts singing: 🎶🎵 Hello! Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes... 🎶🎵

Kuyawa'g song choices aning mga bataa 😱

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Song Choice 1

Fin barges into my room: Tita Khonie, do you know this song? (Proceeds to sing) 🎶🎵 Rising up, back on the street 🎵🎶 
Me: What song is that? *Googles*
Google result: Eye of the Tiger

Whaaaatttt...ngano kabalo si Fin ani na kanta?? 80s! 😂

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Camping

Me: Fin, have you tried camping? 
Fin: I have tried glamping only. 
Me: Do you want to try real camping? We'll sleep in a tent. We'll sleep on the ground. 
Fin: No!

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Smooth 2

Yuan: Tita Khonie, can you stay here (in the room) with me? 
Me: Why...? 
Yuan: Because I love you. 

Kamao na gyud ning bataa 😂

Nerd in the Making

In National Bookstore, a boy of about 8 carrying a boxed set of Wimpy Kid books walks towards his mom, "Nay, this store is amazing!"

(I can see you'll grow up to be like me kid, a nerd! 😂)

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Late

I got home after 11pm.
Me: Hi Yuan!
Yuan (in a stern voice): Why are you so late?

Sorry boss!