Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Baby Love

Mommy Cy: Hi baby love! (Repeat 10x.)
Yuan: No baby love! Big boy love lang!

Conversations with a Two-Year-Old: Goldfish

Khonie: Fin! Your goldfish is dead!
Fin: No! Sleeping!

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Blood

Yuan saw blood in his IV line and shouted, "Call the doctor!"

Today in Class: Cash Deposit Machines

Instructor: Are there cash deposit machines in the Philippines?

Elias: Yeah. I call it my wife.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Kokoch

Yuan: Hala, yayay kokoch!
Mommy Cy: Ha?
Yuan: Kokoch! (Points to a dead cockroach.)
Mommy Cy: Say cockroach.
Yuan: Kokoch. Ok-ok ba!

Brown Eggs

We just came from the market in Duc Trong (Vietnam) and I noticed that all the eggs were brown.
I asked my Vietnamese friend, "Why is your egg color brown?"
That did not sound right.

Conversations with a Two-Year-Old: Shopping

Phoenix just came home from SM with Daddylo and Mommyla.
Khonie: Phoenix, did you buy big doll?
Phoenix: No. Phoenix no money.