From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: The What?

That awkward moment when you hear a click and nikalit lang ug on ang suga and Yuan says, "It's okay Ma Cy, it's just the witch."

In the Jeepney

17B jeepney conductor handed me my change.
Me: Thank you.
Conductor: You're welcome.
Pagnaog nako sa jeep...
Me: Thank you.
Conductor: You're welcome.

Wow, motubag sya. Impressed!

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Take a Picture

When Fin found Kate's photo, she grabbed a broom and asked me to take her picture.

Me: Wait, I will get my phone.
Fin: No, get your camera (she meant the dslr).

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Weather Observation

Fin's weather observation: It's windy in Peter Pan.

Wendy is now an adjective.

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Chinese

Marvin: Fin, Tito Derrick can speak Chinese. Can you also speak Chinese?
Fin: Yes! chweychweychwey..... (with "Chinese accent")

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Handsome

Derrick: Is Tito Marvin handsome?
Fin: No.
Marvin: Ah, I will not play with you.
Fin: Yes, handsome.

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Saving Money

Paupau: Do you want to go to Neverland?
Fin: I will go to Disneyland. I will save money.
Paupau: How much?
Fin: Twenty pesos uy. It's so mahal.

From the Mouth of a Three-Year-Old: Bangbang

Fin: I play in Iggy's room. Borrow Iggy's bangbang. I bangbang the yaya.
Me: Did the yaya die?
Fin: Wala. It's a toy. It's not real.