From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Poor Kitty Cat

Yuan: The kitty cat is so hungry.
Me: Did he say "I'm hungy"?
Yuan: No. He said "meowww..." He wants chickenjoy.
Daddylo: The cat doesn't like chicken. He likes fish.
Yuan: Let's feed him fish.
Me: We don't have fish.
Yuan: There! (Pointing to Erick's mini tilapia pond)

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Santa

Me: Are you going to Ayala?
Fin: Yes.
Me: Why?
Fin: I'm going to see Santa.
Me: What are you going to tell Santa?
Fin: Nothing.
Me: Nothing?
Fin: He's a fake Santa.
Me: Where's the real Santa?
Fin: North Pole. He's busy preparing the toys.

From the Mouth of a Five–Year–Old: Plant an Apple Seed

On a cold stormy day...
Fin: Mommy, let's plant apple seeds.
Mommy Kitchie: But they only grow in cold weather.
Fin: But, mommy, it's cold now.