Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Swimsuits

Me: Nice swimsuit Fin. (Referring to the swimsuit Fin is wearing)
Fin: You want this swimsuit?
Me: It's too small for me.
Fin: No, buy big one.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Where?

Me: Fin, where's mommy?
Fin: Meeting.
Me: Where's daddy?
Fin: Working.
Me: How about Phoenix?
Fin: Alone here.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: iPad

Last night Yuan broke the screen of his mommy's iPad.
Mommy Cy: What happened to my iPad?
Yuan: No talk about it na Mommy Cy.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Newspaper Headline

Fin waving today's newspaper (headline is "Nurse Dies in Blaze") in my face: Don't play with fire ha! Don't play with fire ha! Patay! (Dead!)

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Grrrr

Mommy Cy was riding Yuan's bike and Yuan got so angry at Mommy Cy.
He pointed at Fin's dog and said "Dog, eat Mommy Cy!"

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Poor Dog

Yuan heard their neighbor's dog crying.
Yuan: Mommy, the dog is crying. No more food. So hungry ang dog. Luoy dog, mommy.
Mommy Cy: You want to give food to the dog tomorrow?
Yuan: Yes, give chicken and pork.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: No, No

First thing Fin told me today: Do not lakaw ha. (Do not go out.) It's raining.