Friends: Wall....?

Deciding on a spot before the gig starts...

Ley: Diri nalang ta sa kilid. Mga wallpaper ta. Aw, wallflower diay.

Friends: Order

Ordering at McDonald's...

Meong: Miss, isa ka JollyMcSpaghetti.

Friends: BBW

Ley: Di na ka mobalik BBW, Khon?
Hannah: Adto ta unya, dili lang ta palit...
Me: Kamo kay naa moy self control....ako wala wahahahhaha basta libro dali kaayo ko ma ilad hahahahahah
Ley: At least dili sa gugma, Khon.

Overheard: Fiction

Ric overheard this conversation at BBW Book Sale...
Girlfriend (annoyed): Unsa man jud imong gipangita ba?
Boyfriend: Mga books about dinosaurs lagi.
Girlfriend: Aw adto ta's fiction.
Boyfriend: Di man gud na fiction ang dinosaurs.

Conversations with Friends: Dance

Over coffee with some college friends...

Melissa (to Haidee): Kabalo diay ka mosayaw?
Me: Oo, dugay na na, gaskwela pa ta...

Haidee: Di man gud ko mosayaw while gaklase.

Conversations with Friends: How Often

Adie: Naa'y turon?
Ric: Naa sometimes, pero dili always.

Conversations with Friends: 2020

Alex: Khon, murag imo na gyung year next year.
Me: Huh? Ngano man?
Alex: 2020 na next year. Makakita na'g klaro mga laki nimo. 20/20 vision na sila.

Expectation

Papa: Hapit na imong birthday. Asa ta magcelebrate? Dad-a imong expectation.
Me: Expectation?
Papa: Imong hapon. Imong future.