From the Mouths of Nine-Year-Olds: Corrected By

Part 1
Fin: Kailan ang iyong kaarawan?
Me: Agosto.... ummm I forgot what's fifteen.
Fin (looking at me like I'm a dummy): Labinglima!!!

Part 2
Me: Fin, don't forget your jacket.
Yuan: It's not a jacket, it's a sweater. It can't be a jacket because it has no zipper.

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Slippers

Yuan: What’s that?

Fin: Sumo slippers.