From the Mouth of a Nine-Year-Old: Sad Movie

Yuan watched Hotel Transylvania 3 last night.
Me: How was the movie?
Yuan: It was sad.
Me: Did you cry?
Yuan. No....only inside.

From the Mouth of a Nine-Year-Old: Proper Typhoon Outfit

Yuan visited today because classes have been suspended because of the typhoon...
Yuan: Hi Tita Khonie!
(Notices that I'm wearing a dress)
Yuan: Oh yeah, the weather today says no wearing of skirts.