From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Heatwave

Fin: What's a heatwave?
Me: When it's super duper hot.
Fin: There's always a heatwave in the Philippines! 😓

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: On One Condition

Me: Yuan, what did you order from McDo?
Yuan: Chicken fillet and large fries.
Me: Can I have some fries?
Yuan: If you don't stay with us (me and Fin) in the room, you can't have fries. I'm not kidding, Tita Khonie.

Wow, naa may condition hahahaha

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: I am Filipino!

While waiting at the lobby, Koreans got off a van...
Jen: Fin, are you with them?
Fin (opening her eyes as wide as possible): I am Filipino!

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Wet

It was raining hard and we were trying to stay dry, but still Yuan got a bit of rain on him...
Yuan: I got watered!