From the Mouths of Nine-Year-Olds: Corrected By

Part 1
Fin: Kailan ang iyong kaarawan?
Me: Agosto.... ummm I forgot what's fifteen.
Fin (looking at me like I'm a dummy): Labinglima!!!

Part 2
Me: Fin, don't forget your jacket.
Yuan: It's not a jacket, it's a sweater. It can't be a jacket because it has no zipper.

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Slippers

Yuan: What’s that?

Fin: Sumo slippers.

From the Mouth of a Nine-Year-Old: Sad Movie

Yuan watched Hotel Transylvania 3 last night.
Me: How was the movie?
Yuan: It was sad.
Me: Did you cry?
Yuan. No....only inside.

From the Mouth of a Nine-Year-Old: Proper Typhoon Outfit

Yuan visited today because classes have been suspended because of the typhoon...
Yuan: Hi Tita Khonie!
(Notices that I'm wearing a dress)
Yuan: Oh yeah, the weather today says no wearing of skirts.

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Heatwave

Fin: What's a heatwave?
Me: When it's super duper hot.
Fin: There's always a heatwave in the Philippines! 😓

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: On One Condition

Me: Yuan, what did you order from McDo?
Yuan: Chicken fillet and large fries.
Me: Can I have some fries?
Yuan: If you don't stay with us (me and Fin) in the room, you can't have fries. I'm not kidding, Tita Khonie.

Wow, naa may condition hahahaha

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: I am Filipino!

While waiting at the lobby, Koreans got off a van...
Jen: Fin, are you with them?
Fin (opening her eyes as wide as possible): I am Filipino!

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Wet

It was raining hard and we were trying to stay dry, but still Yuan got a bit of rain on him...
Yuan: I got watered!

Toasted Bread

Overheard:
Person 1: Kagumkom lagi kaayo na imong gikaon...
Person 2: Aw oo, tuskig (toasted) bread gud!

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Cute Tummy

Me: Your tummy is so cute!
Fin: Why?! Does it have a face???

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: No Ligo Needed

Fin: Let's go to the library.
Me: In the afternoon na coz we have to ligo pa. You have to ligo. Yuan has to ligo. I have to ligo.
Fin: We can just put perfume!

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Too Cold

Fin (eating ice cream): My bones are freezing!

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Squishy

Fin (poking my cheeks): You're the biggest squishy I have!!!

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Fashion Girl

Checking the tag on Fin's shorts:
Me: You're a Uniqlo girl.
Fin: I'm a Uniqlo, H&M, and Zara girl.

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Chinky

Fin: Mommy is chinky-eyed, but I am not.
Me: Because your daddy is not chinky.
Fin: He's chunky.

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Heat

In the parking lot...
Me: It's so init (hot) here.
Fin: But it's not as init as El Nido. I melted there!

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Taxi

Me: Do you want yaya Jen to apas?
Fin: No nalang. I will just play.
Me: Okay, but we have to go home by lunch because I have to go somewhere at 1pm.
Fin (gesturing like Conan): How about you grab a taxi?

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: English Please

Ingon si Fin ang English ani kay: Rich American 😂😂😂

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Pineapple Pen

Me: Fin, I know how to write your name in Japanese. Do you have a pen?
Fin: I have an apple! 🎶

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Painting for Sale

"Galaxy" by Fin

Me: Fin, can I have your painting?

Fin: 100 pesos!

Me: Ah! You used my paint!

Fin: Okay, 50 pesos.