From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: Bingsu

Eating bingsu (a Korean ice snack similar to halo-halo) in Snow Shack with Mommyla and Daddylo. 
Fin whispers to me: Mommyla forgot she's not allowed to eat sweets.

From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: Smarter

Fin is in second grade. 
Me: Fin, are you smarter than a fifth grader? 
Fin: I'm smarter than a second grader coz my books are all grade three.

From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: Date

Daddylo gives Fin a candied date.
Fin (with a devious smile): Wow! I have a date already!

From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: Squishy

Fin is showing me photos of squishies on her iPad. 
Fin: How much is a squishy? 
Me: I don't know. 100? 150? 
Fin: Where's your phone? 
Me: In the room. 
Fin: I'll get it. 
Me: Why? So I don't have to look at your iPad? 
Fin: I'll get it. 
(Comes back with my phone) 
Fin: Here, check Lazada, how much is a squishy?

From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: Big Butt

Watching a video of people who have had plastic surgery. One woman has had surgery to make her butt big.
Fin: Eewwww. It will melt when she gets old. She doesn't need to have surgery. She just needs to squat, squat, squat to make her butt big!

From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: Doppelganger

Fin: When I'm older I am going to be the doppelganger of mommy.

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Kid

Yuan: You're like a kid. 
Me: Me? Why?
Yuan: Because you're playing with me.

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Chef Koala

Yuan: Chef Koala! 
Me: What's Chef Koala cooking? 
Yuan: Koala food.