From the Mouth of a Six-Year-Old: Delivery Guy

Fin: Where's the dimsum (delivery guy)?
Me: Tita Kate went out to buy nalang 'coz dugay kaayo ang delivery.
Fin: He (delivery guy) just walked???

From the Mouth of a Six-Year-Old: Clues

Fin reading signs along the road: Max...Kool. Nu...at Thai. That's a massage place!
Me: How do you know?
Fin: Because of the pictures!

Conversations with Friends: Foodies

Robbie: Di ka mosalig ug foodie na naay abs?

Overheard: Booksale

Robbie overheard this when he exited Booksale...

Girl (to friend): Mao ning Booksale? Puro ra lagi ni books?

Conversations with Friends: Break Up

Robbie: Three years siya ga maoy...
Brennan: Mura siya'g Mandaue na traffic, dili ka move on.

On the Radio: Traffic

Jiggy on Y101: Traffic in Cebu is either scholastic or Eucharistic.

From the Mouth of a Six-Year-Old: Ice Cream

Fin: There's an iceberg in my ice cream. It's so hard.

From the Mouth of a Six-Year-Old: Forgetful

Me: Fin, you're so forgetful.
Fin: All my memories get lost.

Conversations with Friends: Pregnant

Preggy April: Maayo pa ning break sa relationship kay magsulti pa. Ang sa water, mag guess-guess pa ka.

Conversations with Friends: Jeans

Me: Girlfriend jeans ni (ang style). Naa pud boyfriend jeans.
Kristenne: May pa ang jeans, naay boyfriend.

Conversations with Friends: Lyrics

Juven singing: Nang isilang ka sa Manila Zoo...

Conversations with Friends: Juven's Thesaurus 2

Juven: Kanang mga Bench, Penshoppe, ug Rose Pharmacy mahal kaayo pa-trim.
April: Wala ma'y Penshoppe ug Rose Pharmacy na salon.

–o–o–

Juven: Naa ma'y mga bisexual sa salon, kanang mudawat ug laki ug bae.
Ley: Unisex man gud.

–o–o–

Juven's current status: Present single tense.

–o–o–

Juven: Ochosero kaayo.
Ley: Echosero siguro uy.
Juven: Ochosero ba. Eighty. Ocho ug zero.