From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Robot

Yuan: I'm a robot. (Stands on the wobbly dining room chair and moves around like a robot.)
Me: Matagak gani ka...
Yuan: Then patay ang robot.

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Break-Up

Paupau: Where's your boyfriend?
Fin: I don't have a boyfriend anymore.
Paupau: Where's Iggy?
Fin: Iggy doesn't like girls.

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Travel

Fin: Mommy, can I go to the US?
Mommy Kitchie: Whaaaaatt?!

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Jellybeans

Fin has a bag of assorted jellybeans. Fin takes a pink one and tries it. "Interesting...," she says.