From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Books

Fin: Khonie, you have many books. When you're old, mine na?
Me: You can borrow it.
Fin: No, when you're old ba. When you're patay.

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Math

Math time with Yuan.
Ma Cy: If I have one apple then Mimi gives me one more apple, how many apples do I have?
Yuan: Haaaa? How about me? Where's my apple?

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Anger Management

Fin talking to Mommy Kitchie on the telephone: I want to watch (the movie) today. Mommy please. Mommy please. Today. Please.
 
Wala ni sugot si mommy.
 
Fin hands the telephone to yaya and while yaya talks to mommy, Fin says: I want to cut that (telephone) wire!