From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: King

Chom: I'm the king of this room, you have to follow me.
Fin: If he's the king, where's his cape and crown?

Conversations with Friends: Animals

Lunchtime conversation with B'dict:
B'dict: Usahay may pag goat nalang ko, walay pili kaon, grass ra gyud perme.
Me: Kung naa ka sa desert?
B'dict: Mag camel nalang ko!

Conversations with Friends: Weather

Chom: Nindota sa weather! It's a blessing in the sky!

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Skin

B'dict: Fin, you're so dark na. Are you still going swimming today?
Fin: I have papaya soap!

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Expired

Kate: What did you do in swimming class today?
Fin: Nothing. It's expired.

Expired = done = homan na

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Buslot

While changing Yuan's clothes..
Yuan: I don't want to wear that, it's buslot.
Ma Cy: It's okay lang, only for sleeping ra man.
Yuan: Noooooo! My tintin will lusot in the buslot.