From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Buy

Yuan: Let's go to Toys R Us, I will buy a car!
Mommy Cy: Do you have money?
Yuan: Mimi (grandma) has money!
Kamao bataa, kabaw gyud kinsa'y financer. Haha.

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Why?

Fin: Why are there people outside my gate?
Me: They're talking.
Fin: Why?
Me: ...
Fin: Maybe they're talking about marry.

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Smells Like

Fin smells one of the throw pillows on the couch: Eeeeewww! Smells like Erick!

Hahahahahahahha

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Reading

Me: Don't do that. I'm reading.
Fin: You're not reading. I don't hear you.
Me: I'm reading with my eyes.
Fin: Why are you reading with your eyes?
Me: ....
Fin: Do your eyes understand? Your eyes can speak?

I'm stumped.

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Star

Yuan: Ma Cy, teacher said I'm behave in school.
Ma Cy: Woow! Do you have a star?
Yuan: No star today. Tomorrow! I will have a star!

Mao sad ni akong ganahan nimo, Wan! Positive thinker kaayo ka pirme. Hahaha!

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Directions

Fin is wailing that she wants to go to their new house...
Me: Okay, go ride your bike to your house.
Fin: No. You go with me.
Me: I don't know the way.
Fin: You go straight and you go down. (With matching hand gestures.)

Murag korek gyud ning bataa hehehe

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Jewels

While I'm playing Jewels Saga...
Fin: What's that?
Me: I don't know.
Fin: It's a doimund.

Slang kaayo ka Fin ha!

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: What are You?

Paupau : When you were small, I changed your diaper bya.
Fin: You're my mommy?
Paupau: No...
Fin: You're my yaya?

From the Mouth of a Four–Year–Old: Nails

Last night Paupau painted Fin's nails white with pink dots. Ingon si Fin mura daw pimples. Hahaha