From the Mouth of a Nine-Year-Old: Sad Movie

Yuan watched Hotel Transylvania 3 last night.
Me: How was the movie?
Yuan: It was sad.
Me: Did you cry?
Yuan. No....only inside.

From the Mouth of a Nine-Year-Old: Proper Typhoon Outfit

Yuan visited today because classes have been suspended because of the typhoon...
Yuan: Hi Tita Khonie!
(Notices that I'm wearing a dress)
Yuan: Oh yeah, the weather today says no wearing of skirts.

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: Heatwave

Fin: What's a heatwave?
Me: When it's super duper hot.
Fin: There's always a heatwave in the Philippines! 😓

From the Mouth of an Eight-Year-Old: On One Condition

Me: Yuan, what did you order from McDo?
Yuan: Chicken fillet and large fries.
Me: Can I have some fries?
Yuan: If you don't stay with us (me and Fin) in the room, you can't have fries. I'm not kidding, Tita Khonie.

Wow, naa may condition hahahaha

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: I am Filipino!

While waiting at the lobby, Koreans got off a van...
Jen: Fin, are you with them?
Fin (opening her eyes as wide as possible): I am Filipino!

From the Mouths of Eight-Year-Olds: Wet

It was raining hard and we were trying to stay dry, but still Yuan got a bit of rain on him...
Yuan: I got watered!

Toasted Bread

Overheard:
Person 1: Kagumkom lagi kaayo na imong gikaon...
Person 2: Aw oo, tuskig (toasted) bread gud!