From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Fashion Lesson

Lessons in fashion from a five-year-old:
Me: Nice pants, Fin! Skinny jeans?
Fin: No.
Me: Leggings?
Fin: No! Jeggings!

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Excuse

Fin plays with my hair and then puts it in her mouth.
Me: Don't eat my hair.
Fin: I'm just testing my teeth.

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Dragon

I hear somebody coughing...
Me: Yuan is that you?
Yuan: It's not Yuan.
Me: Who's there?
Yuan: I'm a dragon.
Me: Dragons can talk?
Yuan: Rawwrrrrr!

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Kids Planet

The kids are going to Kids Planet in J Mall.
Me: Can I go with you?
Yuan: No.
Me: Why?
Yuan: Because you're not a kid.

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Skinny Pants

Fin: I don't like skinny pants.
Me: Why?
Fin: So tight.

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Cousin

Fin (crying): I hate my cousin (Yuan)! I don't love my cousin anymore!!!

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Cute

Fin: Leila (Fin's dog) is so cute!
Me: Like you. You're cute.
Fin: Hey! I'm not cute. I'm cool, remember?