Overheard: Baboy

Overheard in the elevator
Girl: Tambok man gud kaayo ang baboy.
Boy: Ganahan diay ka'g baboy na niwang?

Time Flies

Me: Dalia sa panahon. February na. Wa gihapon ko'y date.

From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: God Forbid

Kate: Fin, there's going to be a typhoon on Christmas eve. Santa won't be able to deliver the gifts.
Fin: Simbako! 😧

From the Mouth of a Seven-Year-Old: Oppo

Me: Is Oppo (mobile phone) a Korean brand?
Fin: Yes. 🎶 Oppo Gangnam style! 🎶

Overheard: Searching

Overheard: Ang cellphone ko always searching.

From the Mouth of a Six-Year-Old: Nyan Cat

Fin: Do you know what's a nyan cat?
Me: No.
Fin: It's a cat with a body like a Pop Tart.
Me: *Googles*

From the Mouth of a Six-Year-Old: Sunday Animal Lessons

Lesson 1:
Fin, Paupau, and I play Heads Up app. Paupau and I will describe the word and Fin will guess the word.
Category: Animals Gone Wild
Word: Gazelle
Paupau and I: So difficult! Pass!
After a few more words, time runs out. Fin reviews the words and then asks us incredulously, "You don't know what a gazelle is??? It's like a deer!"

Lesson 2:
Fin: You don't know what a narwhal is? You don't know animals?!