Conversations with Friends: Photo Please

Juven: Pwede ka namo picturan? Full body. With pleasing personality.

Conversations with Friends: Blocked

Chrisna: Dili lagi ka kadawat sa akong mga text? Basin imo ko giblock.
Chay: Dako ra kaayo ka para iblock.

Conversations with Friends: Sniffles

I have the sniffles...
Chrisna: What happened to your nose?
Me: It's running. Maayo pa akong nose, ga exercise.

Conversations with Friends: See you

As Manuel was leaving the office to go on Christmas break, somebody called out, "Kita lang ta sa COC!"

Conversations with Friends: Anay

Marvin (to me): Gahi imong kamot. Man hands. Sa age ni.
Me: Murag baboy. Ang baktin humok, ang anay gahi. So anay ko?
Marvin: Wala pa man kay anak.
Marvin (to Juven): Unsay tawag sa anay na wa pay anak?
Juven: Virgin nga anay.

Conversations with Friends: Di na makit-an

Malou: Wala na ko sa 2016. Dili na ko makita ninyo.
Chrisna: Mangitom na ka???
Malou: Kay naa na ko sa iyahang heart!

Conversations with Friends: Juven's Thesaurus

Juven: Phlegm red.
Ley: Phlegm of Recca?
Juven: Di uy. Eternal Phlegm.

–o–o–

Juven: Unsa na? Dedicated coconut?
Ley: May pa ang coconut, dedicated.

–o–o–

Glossil: Ngano'ng dugay man ka nakatulog?
Juven: Gi-amnesia ko.

–o–o–

Juven: Di ko ganahan ug embudo na naay raisins.

–o–o–

Juven: Di motan-aw akong uyab ug Star Wars kay OPM iyang hilig. Old Pilipino Movies.