From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Puppies

Me: Fin, are you giving away your puppies?
Fin: Yes....but I like the tambok puppies.
Me: Oh, the puppies are tambok?
Fin: Yes, tambok. Like you!

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Comparison

I sit beside Carla so that I am facing Fin...
Fin: Tita Carla, you're tamboker than Tita Khonie.

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Protective

Me: When you grow up, Yuan will protect you.
Fin: No, I will protect Yuan. Because I am bigger.

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: What do you want to be?

Scene from The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Yuan: Daddy, I want to be a bone king!

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Fashion Lesson

Lessons in fashion from a five-year-old:
Me: Nice pants, Fin! Skinny jeans?
Fin: No.
Me: Leggings?
Fin: No! Jeggings!

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Excuse

Fin plays with my hair and then puts it in her mouth.
Me: Don't eat my hair.
Fin: I'm just testing my teeth.

From the Mouth of a Five-Year-Old: Dragon

I hear somebody coughing...
Me: Yuan is that you?
Yuan: It's not Yuan.
Me: Who's there?
Yuan: I'm a dragon.
Me: Dragons can talk?
Yuan: Rawwrrrrr!