From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Skin

B'dict: Fin, you're so dark na. Are you still going swimming today?
Fin: I have papaya soap!

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Expired

Kate: What did you do in swimming class today?
Fin: Nothing. It's expired.

Expired = done = homan na

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Buslot

While changing Yuan's clothes..
Yuan: I don't want to wear that, it's buslot.
Ma Cy: It's okay lang, only for sleeping ra man.
Yuan: Noooooo! My tintin will lusot in the buslot.

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Daddy

Justine: Fin, where's daddy?
Fin: Manila.
Justine: What's he doing (in Manila)?
Fin: Working. (pause) And sleeping.

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Tummy

Yuan: Mommy Cy, you have a big tummy!
Ma Cy: Me? Nooo, not very big oy.
Yuan: Big oy, like teacher Belen (his pregnant teacher).

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: In the Nose

Me: Yuan, why are you dialing your nose?
Yuan: It's....
Me: It's stuffed?
Yuan: No. It's kugmo (booger).

From the Mouth of a Four-Year-Old: Farm

Last night, Ma Cy woke up to the sound of Hay Day's intro music and caught Yuan playing with her iPad.
Ma Cy: Don't touch my farm ha.
Yuan: Okay...but I want to feed your baboy.