Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Invitation

It's 6AM, I just woke up, and Fin enters my room...
Fin: Where you going?
Me: To the beach.
Fin: With me?

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: See Ya!

Me (to Fin): See you later, alligator!
Fin: No, not alligator. Mermaid.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Jellybeans

Fin: Where's my jellybeans, Kate?
Kate: Ha? (Deaf mode.)
Fin: Kate, don't be bungol (deaf).

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Feet

Me: Hahahaha! Fin, your feet are dirty!
Fin: Don't funny at me. I'm beautiful.

Conversations with Friends: You/Me

Me: If you were me?
Marvin: If I were you, I'm not me.

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Cannonball

Fin cannonballing into the pool: Candybaaalllll!!!

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old: Fan

I see Fin turning off the fan.
Me: Hey, what are you doing?
Fin: I'm offing!