Friends: Incomplete

Overheard...
BriMol: Daghan kaayo ko'g hot sauce o. Pizza nalay kuwang.

Friends: Lovelife

Me: Nibalik na raba si Malou diri sa NCR. Ni gawas ra sya sa NCR para magkalovelife.
Marvin: Gawas sad daw, Khon...

Friends: Thoughtful

Sundee: Natouch gyud ko. Nangutana si foodpanda "Kumain ka na ba?"

Friends: Good Morning!

Overheard two aisles over...
Jharm (high pitched): Good morniiiing!
Ireneo: Mura ma'g parrot gibutang sa tangkal.

Friends: Computer Games

Ric: Mi-ne-sweeper

Friends: Wall....?

Deciding on a spot before the gig starts...

Ley: Diri nalang ta sa kilid. Mga wallpaper ta. Aw, wallflower diay.

Friends: Order

Ordering at McDonald's...

Meong: Miss, isa ka JollyMcSpaghetti.

Friends: BBW

Ley: Di na ka mobalik BBW, Khon?
Hannah: Adto ta unya, dili lang ta palit...
Me: Kamo kay naa moy self control....ako wala wahahahhaha basta libro dali kaayo ko ma ilad hahahahahah
Ley: At least dili sa gugma, Khon.

Overheard: Fiction

Ric overheard this conversation at BBW Book Sale...
Girlfriend (annoyed): Unsa man jud imong gipangita ba?
Boyfriend: Mga books about dinosaurs lagi.
Girlfriend: Aw adto ta's fiction.
Boyfriend: Di man gud na fiction ang dinosaurs.

Conversations with Friends: Dance

Over coffee with some college friends...

Melissa (to Haidee): Kabalo diay ka mosayaw?
Me: Oo, dugay na na, gaskwela pa ta...

Haidee: Di man gud ko mosayaw while gaklase.

Conversations with Friends: How Often

Adie: Naa'y turon?
Ric: Naa sometimes, pero dili always.

Conversations with Friends: 2020

Alex: Khon, murag imo na gyung year next year.
Me: Huh? Ngano man?
Alex: 2020 na next year. Makakita na'g klaro mga laki nimo. 20/20 vision na sila.

Expectation

Papa: Hapit na imong birthday. Asa ta magcelebrate? Dad-a imong expectation.
Me: Expectation?
Papa: Imong hapon. Imong future.

Conversations with Friends: Eye Check

Juven: Dili na daw kaklaro si Paul anang Exit sign.
Me (to Paul): Nagpacheck ka sa imong mata pag APE?
Paul: Oo. Stigmata daw.

Overheard: Shape

Rhea: Kanang square na rectangle...

Conversations with Friends: Movie Night 2

Jopay: Gabii ang movie? Di ta kita ana...
Me: Ngano man? Buta ka?

Conversations with Friends: Movie Night

Ric: Movie Night pud daw ta inig August 2.
Roseby: Feeling nako di na mahalin ang movie night.
Ley: Parehas mi ni movie night...

Conversations with Friends: Mingaw

After Marvin Fornis dropped off his car at my house...

Me: Do you have to go to J Mall na?

Marvin: Stay sa ko 30 minutes. Mag reminisce sa ko. Mingaw na ko sa inyong stove. Sa inyong sink...

(Marv, kung ni ingon pa lang ka in advance, gibinlan unta nako ka ug daghan hugasan para ma feel gyud nimo imong pag reminisce. But seriously, we had such good times. And now adulting took us all to different paths—read: everyone got married and had kids, except me. But I am glad that through the years, despite our busy lives, the bonds of friendship weren't severed. You are one of my closest guy friends and I am grateful for our friendship.)

Commentator

After the results of the Pacman–Thurman fight was announced...
Commentator: All I can say is thank God for the two judges who got it right. There's no way that this was a split decision. The judge who voted in favor of Thurman should not be allowed to judge professional boxing ever again.

From the Mouth of a Nine-Year-Old: Shorts

Pacman–Thurman fight
Fin: Is he (Thurman) even wearing shorts underneath that?!